Today I am President and I do that teeko-teeko-teeko thing with my nose that Elizabeth Montgomery did on Bewitched and create the following: World Peace // The END No, no that would be the greatest but if you notice, even Barack can't emulate Jesus so here's what I decree: First, a D'Allessandro's cheesesteak on 5 Consolo's rolls just out of the oven a return to the dancefloor at Flamingo Joe's an panoply of primroses, pansies and red/orange lantanas a beverage that replicates the feeling last night before reverie a video of Thunderclap Newman doing Accidents ten seconds of gazing out Miss Blair's classroom window seeing Jerry Stimmler flat-shift his 270 on Ridge Ave that initial mouthful of the 1st taste of key lime pie at the PGA lounge in Palm Beach Gardens walking down a dirt road lined with trees holding her hand brainwash the legion of the insidious into believing every time they lie that their mouths will turn into anuses Whitney's national anthem Ken Walter's left field peg to Clay Dalrymple my madras plaid shirt from '61 Jerry Verona's Columbia bike with the chrome fenders sticking my head out of the sunroof on I70 near St. Louis singing, no yelling loudly on my way to her that first bath in the roman tub at Hidden Cove sledding down Retta street hooting Virginia Bell from the balcony at the Troc remembering that I wanted to write something meaningful here instead of crap catching the scent of the burger made with ground lean and sausage being served for lunch today closing this off-target clark bar with best wishes for all our loved ones to have the secret service guy look away while you catch a little sugartime with your favorite person FEB 21, 2011