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Determined to ensure that 2022 isn't remembered as the Year of the Roto-Rooter, our Capyytan struts all Tik Tox- like as if MMXXII is engraved as Year of the Mawnback. Go with the Flo, Max. I never liked the meaning of life to be that you die because I'm getting closer. The only blueprint I buy is loving my girl. Love is the architect of the non-Vandalay variety. So much for rehashing but take what the day gives you and live and let live. And whistle a happy tune.
Now that we have proven that the quality of the year doesn't depend on this page being delicious, get ready for a year of surprises, but no indifference to the pattern in place. Love is the architect.
| TITLE | SYNOPSIS |
|---|---|
| 1/2 AFTER BURN | Lip-licking anticipation |
| 1/4 3 SEEDS | really, dungeness imperial ?? |
| 1/7 SCREW ROUX CREW | on the auto-pilot of love |
| 1/13 POE POUREE | this works 4mee |
| 1/20 BIOPSY | asshole with a probe in it |
| 1/22 RED | adaptation with reservation |
| 1/27 ZEPHYR | he didn't go first |
| 1/30 SENIOR STRAP-ON | return of mawnback man |
| 2/1 'ROID | crack in the mirror of desperation |
| 2/3 AWAKE | correct the levels of capacity, pleeze! |
| 2/4 CLIHI | the paragon o' peter |
| 2/7 DEJIZZ | Fitzgerald Fitzpatrick |
| 2/9 XILrASHUN | Time & Situation = Great Expectation |
| 2/14 ROMANCE | spontaineity & the weave stroke |
| 2/16 BLACK SWAN | fake fireplace and diesel fitter |
| 2/18 CANCER | zeitgeist and high beams |
| 2/19 40S TATE | Boners guy says mawnback |
| 2/21 ENTANGLE | |
| 2/24 THRE3A | going back to being tinydancer |
| 2/26 SHITSTORM | fixed with the hymenator |
| 2/27 DAMAGE | thank you, KT |
| 2/28 LASTROVIA | this is the sin-op, sis |
| 3/1 VERISIMILITUDE | no he-man w/o/ semen |
| 3/3 THE CURE | just ask Mildred |
| 3/6 SHORTCOMINGS | just ask Lacy Door Bells |
| 3/7 IMPERFECTION | money shot or degradation |
| 3/10 TRANSOMETHING | volumizer shampoo didn't work |
| 3/12 MARKERS | peter-meter talk |
| 3/13 NEXT | shintoism w/o the guilt |
| 3/14 NOJIZZMENT | it's working |
| 3/16 GOLIATH | blanched from the ambiance |
| 3/17 DROOLING | sand in the top of the hourglass |
| 3/18 COOING | permeating the froufrou |
| 3/20 PESDI | deliverables as history |
| 3/21 FAYE SIDDER | hum job in Morse code. |
| 3/24 TATTOO | Less assist and more core power. |
| 3/25 DICK'TATE | truncated list of so far |
| 3/27 TRUTH | searching at the cliff of invitation |
| 3/29 M'GASMS | radiate, dance 2 the music |
| 3/30 S McWIST | sincerity-produced green light |
| 3/31 CIRCUMMING | 10 pcs not 1 KIS Stupid |
| 4/1 MATURATION | Burn, concern - being there |
| 4/4 DICK WAVING | lithium? seriously? |
| 4/7 DAY ONE | zapped and still smiling |
| 4/9 THE CURE | grateful4 3down-42 2go |
| 4/12 R with C | synthroid=synthesis |
| 4/16 WEEKEND | Can'tB makin'no mistakes |
| 4/17 WEEKEND2 | percolate @ the perineum |
| 4/21 GOLGOTHA | run to des moines |
| 4/22 STITCHLICK | Writers write, all others 'bate |
| 4/24 2WEEKS | Cosmex rock the gens |
| 4/27 BAD DREAM | more from the life-experience rodeo |
| 4/29 HARRY | love @ the end of the road |
| 5/1 JIZZBOX | acrimony @ baloney |
| 5/6 LAPPERS | half means something |
| 5/7 TWITCH | reset the compass |
| 5/8 MOMMA | so I am |
| 5/12 STARLITE SONG | this guy really loves her |
| 5/17 SPLASH! | 22: year of woo-hoo |
| 5/21 SATURDAY | holy boyhood |
| 5/23 PRIME, BABY | imagination is funny |
| 5/26 ULTIMATUM | FIX = blend |
| 5/27 SEV3N | exubb, man |
| 5/28 GERUND | Cmoniwannaluvyou |
| 5/29 5WEEKS | Brutus meh |
| 6/2 KAMIKASES | to the kids of Uvalde |
| 6/9 REGENERATION | 45 done - now what? |
| 6/11 UNCONDITIONAL | good deliveries = yes: duration = maybe |
| 6/12 ZOFTIGNESS | shame is benign neglect |
| 6/14 JUXTAPOSING | re-repenting 4 R&R |
| 6/17 BELLICOSE | Pearl Harbor logic |
| 6/19 CREVIE | from failing to recovering |
| 6/21 CO-OOL | disenchantment is a lost debilitator |
| 6/22 SANITY | already missing her |
| 6/23 REFRESHED | Leslie & Goettl = de-malignantizing |
| 6/26 NEOLOGY | Fight 4the Right to Pamplona |
| 6/27 HER MAGIC | another *boom-diay |
| 6/29 WHUPP | premature bye-bye |
| 7/1 CONTINUITY | run that by me again |
| 7/2 GUSHING | everyday's the 4th of July |
| 7/3 RESOLUTIONS | managed deficiencies |
| 7/4 MORE JITBAG | mondo crapticious |
| 7/8 WEEK 4 | maintaing the utopian air |
| 7/9 SMITTY | back to the pageant |
| 7/10 FILLER | should've waited |
| 7/12 TWITTER | shit happens |