Photosynthesis is labeled secular bullshit because it's not mentioned in the Constitution which by the way was sunk by Das Boot, not to be confused with Italy which named gelato after Pinocchio's Dad.

Golgotha started to awaken and immediately realized his arms were restrained, clasped to the edges of the unit he was in. OMG! it was a death-ray he was chained to and it was aimed at his crotch. They're going to cook my balls until I die unless I can get out of this thing. Death by being baked . . . I've gotta escape. Thank goodness I woke up and it was just a nightmare.

Forgive me, as my mind is Syn'd and this stuff just happens. If you ever wonder what people experience when they're told they're dying, this is an example of finding out you have crabs and it'll take 45 treatments to get rid of them. Oh groin, we won't let you run to des moines to prevent transforming your balls into a sirloin.

The transition from weekend carrouser to docile patient on a Monday morn still needs work. But so far, so good. It's like the blank look on the faces of the masses on the bus headed for work early in the morning. Don't cry for me Argentina, the sisters have it under control and we're already 2/9ths of the way done. . happy b'day cutie