FROM BIRTHDAY # 67 - 11 years ago
Wouldn't you think if you've tasted 2/3 of a century you'd have something important to say? Nothing. Note: send message to Steve Wynn that his slots are tighter than a fleas anus (never actually measured that comparable). The bar at Maggianos is English pub fabulous (never actually frequented an English puib). There's no purpose to putting this here but I want to look back in 10 years and see where I was this day. Lucky man, incredibly blessed, relatively healthy, carnally spoiled, still close to 200 lbs and dazzled by love.
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying.

Get ready for this:
Get a load of this:
What would one call "perfection"? Zero point zero . . . wait ! All of those trips to get buzzed paid off and now we can focus on the 'roid (no, thy, not hemo) and by school opening I'll be class president. Too much gibberish to just say "the treatment worked". Excuse me while I kiss this guy kiss the sky put on my bathing suit and do my Johhny Weismuller imitation after returning from the store.

He couldn't pass a home pregnancy test if his anus had digital knuckles. 0.0 woo-hoo !!